One of Those Emails From My Aunt....

Well, here it is...

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A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco . She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.


She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'


She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'


'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'


She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'


The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'


'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'


The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.


But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.


'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'


'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'


The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

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Pretty sick right?

yes completely disgusting

I know! It's like vomit flavored jelly beans!

They taste terrible, but you eat them anyways.

i dont think i would id just leave them or give them to someone i dislike

LOL! That pwned everything... poor guy...

I mean, how would you react to something like that?

Whew..

I would kill the guy with my bare hands... and then cut him to pieces and throw them to the aligators... or wolves...

that made me laaaaaawl...

Good.....

Do I get a cookie?

no.

you get a tuna though.

*hands DJ a used tuna*

I have crazy friends here!

Spock wrote:I have crazy friends here!

What is the actual importance of that to the topic? If you don't have anything relevant to the topic of what is being talked about, then don't post it.

I would love to have an aunt that sent me that stuff in emails!! That was quite funny.

i wouldnt i find rather unerving coming from a family member and a female one at that i mean if it was from like a friend i mean fair enough but thats not really the type of thing i would want my aunt to send me

One, the poster of this topic is crazy, and 2: You all are my friends! Crazy friends!

Josh wrote:i wouldnt i find rather unerving coming from a family member and a female one at

Josh, you do realize i have to kick your sorry ass now for being a blatant sexist, right?

oh and spock, you´re here. that means you´re just as crazy.

Let's... Just let this die, alright?