100 ways to die in Star Trek

Post ways to die in Star Trek, being a redshirt to assimilated by the borg. Explain why you will die in these events.

100 ways to die in Star Trek
Star Trek Enterprise
1. Getting in trouble with Rigellians.
2. A starship posing as yours.
3. Getting destroyed by a starship posing as a weak freighter.
4. Using the transporter (transporters that were untested).
5. Firing on the Xindii sphere.
6. Getting shot by a torpedo from another sector.
7. Getting killed by a phaser blast form a former battle.
8. Going into a mine field.
Wait...
8. Going into a cloaked mine field. (That’s better)
9. Getting shot by a phase pistol.
10. Bringing a knife to a fistfight.
Wait...
10. Bringing a fist to a knife fight. (Better)
11. Trying to escape form Captain Archer.
12. Pawned by a Borg Modified Freighter.
13. Bringing a Torpedo to a Phaser fight.
14. Bringing Orion Women with you.
15. Dealing with an Orion Trader.
16. Being distracted by Orion Women.
17. Getting into Section 13. (or is it 14?)
18. Trying to be a hero.
19. Getting assimilated by the Borg.
20. Attacked by Augments, Klingon or Human.

Star Trek The Original Series
1. Ignoring a Melkoth Signal.
2. Testing a Computer that doesn’t require humans to work a starship.
3. Transporting into an alternate universe.
4. Trusting a Yang.
5. Trying to frame Kirk by using the Yang’s’ spiritual beliefs.
6. Fighting with a Yang.
7. Pawned by Kirk, whether you are a Vulcan or not.
8. Trying to shoot the Enterprise with a nuclear weapon.
9. Trying to implement Nazi protocol into an alien pre-warp society.
10. Getting your body taken over by a...god?
11. Thinking you can get away with anything from Kirk.
12. Trying to destroy a large energy feeding bacteria.
13. Being over guilty.
14. Revenge.
15. Being a redshirt.
16. Adhering to the Prime Directive.
17. Being shot by an over-maneuverable vessel.
18. Being a Klingon Agent.
19. Being a Klingon that is allergic to tribbles.
20. Testing Kirk’s patience.

Come on! Anyone?

I would let this die... No one's going to really participate in this kind of topic... There's really no point to it.. and watch Stre Trek: Voyager... you don't die by being assimiliated.

Yes you will, you are assimilated, and your friend have no choice but to kill you, so technically you die being assimilated. Spoiler ahead*

Spoiler:

Use spoilers, please. - Thingy

*Major ST Voyager spoiler ahead*

Spoiler:

Spoilers, arent they useful? - Thingy

isn't it section 31?

Spoiler:

oh come on. it's not like anyone who come here doesn't know that, thingy. even I know. and i am in no way a trekkie.

WHAT????????

I shall close my ears!

You... you.... (insert flaming here) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Now you must deal with Kirk and SPOCK! And evil Spock at that! (No, not the one here)



They gonna busta cap on u!

and use.....THE ANTAGONISER!!!!

Still, putting something in a spoiler wont take you more than a couple of seconds.

@Thingy: I do not like to use that feature, nor will I ever use that... It's not like I'm doing anything bad here, so you don't have any valid reason to edit my post, and thusly it was to prove a point to Spock.

@Darkwing: No, The Mechanist shall rid you of your evil insectoid ways!!

Give me a cookie now..

yeah, and spoilers are for spoilers and really long lists

Exactly. If you are going to say something related to a movie/show/story and it isnt revealed at the beginning, put it in a spoiler. That way you'll avoid, you know, spoiling other people's experiences because you were too lazy to highlight a section of your post and click the spoiler button.

so..... should we spoiler the reviews too? what's being posted here is common knowledge, it's not like we're ruining someone's life by saying, yeah they took seven from the borg, sheesh, even the hobos on the street probably know that

[sarcasm] what they took seven from the borg[ sarcasm]
know review dont need to be unless you are talking about the plot or you can just write beware spoilers

Well... Yeah... The seven from the borg spoiler was a little overkill. But if you are going to say something that can spoil a part of a movie, show or game, spoiler it. And no, i dont think we should spoiler entire reviews, but at least spoiler anything that could spoil a part of the thing you're reviewing.

Just don't edit posts like that again... seriously... nobody was doing anything wrong..

well, if you do anything wrong or forget/ignore to put something less obvious in spoilers, i'll edit your post.

Back on topic please.